schmeitz

To bugger off; to get out of here;

cheers guys, i'm schmeitzing

by Dave Feinberg&Dan Rosengarten September 26, 2018

Schmelz

A Schmelz is a person who plays soccer and gets into fights while playing, he usually gets mistaken for Justin Bieber and has a lot of nicknames. Sarcasm is one of his specialties, he likes to come over to your house and eat all your goldfish snacks. He'll drive 300 miles with the windows down but the most annoying thing he does of all is the way he sends text messages.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey is that Justin Bieber?
Person 2: No that's just a Schmelz.

Example 2

Text message 1: Aight dawg where u at?
Text message reply: Why are you typing like a Schmelz?

by Speedy Taco July 6, 2010

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

schmultz

Sappy romance in a novel, film, or song.

That movie would have been good had it not been for all that Schmultz.

by Jewpanese May 20, 2005

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006

schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

by Bird1 January 4, 2016