Schmitzed

The act of being untruthful in regards to ability while competing in a competition. Sandbagging to a large extent which may cost you friends and or associations with a group.

We got schmitzed in our match today. There is no way that guy plays to a 18 handicap when he shoots 83 and makes sand shots like that.

by ###LL$*EI December 3, 2019

Schweitzer

A deep thinker, hard worker and loyal friend. Schweitzer is one of the most comforting people you will ever meet. He might act reserved and like he doesn’t care, but underneath the surface he has a huge heart and strong emotions. Conversations with Schweitzer are philosophical, thought-provoking, fun and healing. Schweitzer is one of the rare ones that makes your life better just by existing.

You won’t find a better human than Schweitzer!

by Random hot dog bun November 22, 2021

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

by Guts kun May 20, 2018

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006

schmitzin' it

when a boy has an erection. boner

dude i just saw a hot girl and then i was totally schmitzin' it!

by stater May 15, 2008

schmitz

The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

by Duddda November 6, 2006

Schmitzvah

A mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry

Mom: Cmon david, it's time to do a mitzvah!
David: I don't want to!
Mom: I want to do a Mitzvah, not a Schmitzvah!

by José Quesadila April 1, 2009