schmageggy

used to describe some random guy

look at dat schmageggy walking around there

by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

Schmegeggles

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

Schmegagle

The term for when you have every single notification on myspace; ie. New Messages, New Freind Requests...

Myspacer #1:Dude! I just got a schmegagle!
Myspacer #2: Cool
Myspacer #1: I'm gonna go jerk off
Mspacer #2: k lol

by Surderdude69x August 11, 2006

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Schmeeglepuffin

A popluar German tv show for children.

-They are basically German Telitubbies.

--They look mostly like colorful. awkward, fat, teddy bears.

A nick-name for little girls.

Oh, Liz, you are such cute little schmeeglepuffin.

by I'mserious September 1, 2009

schmegegel

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004