schmeck off

to fuck off, get out, die, depart the mortal coil

Schmeck off, dicklick!

Schmeck off and die!

by ablancon December 27, 2021

30 sec schmeck

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010

schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.

"just give me one quick schmeck"

by underock January 29, 2024

Schmeck

Schmuck”; “Idiot”; “Distasteful”; “Inappropriate”; Deplorable”

That Schmeck stole money from kid’s with cancer.

by Brandon Rocks December 26, 2021

schmeck

verb - to embarrass yourself publicly so thoroughly that you feel the need to lie about what you did, then delete all social media pages.

My principal really schmecked up when he commented in the front office about wanting to nail a 9th grader, not realizing the PA system was on.

by Angie O'Plaisty December 28, 2021