schmear 

A strategy used in the card game Sheepshead, wherein a person will play a high point value card in a situation where his or her partner is likely to take the trick.

After my partner played the big black I threw the ace of diamonds out there as schmear.

schmear by zozman June 19, 2006

Schmear 

A derrogatory term used before a word to signify importance.

Carla, you are such a schmear bitch.
Matt, you have a schmear camel toe.

Schmear by Alexwaetweg October 3, 2007

schmear 

Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.

Not to be confused with smear.

Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING

schmear by IHateCleaningUpShit July 21, 2013

Schmear 

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

Schmear by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008

Schmear 

Mixing your feces with semen and smearing it about

I love to Schmear

Schmear by Pleasant valley May 11, 2024

schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

schmear schmeet by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006

german schmear 

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

german schmear by Wealcattty October 15, 2017