Verb: to rub one's (usually naked) rear against any surface such as the carpet, wall, chair in a smooth slow flick movement.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Noun : the unwanted substance occasionally, regrettably, deposited on a surface as a consequence of performing a schmear.
Not to be confused with smear.
Verb: Darling! Don't you dare schmear on your brother's chair!
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
Noun: Mummy! Zoe just left a big schmear on my seat and I just SAT on it and it's DISGUSTING
by IHateCleaningUpShit July 1, 2013
Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.
by Mike G October 15, 2005
by Alexwaetweg September 21, 2007
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
by beckyboo March 11, 2014
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
by German Schmear April 21, 2022