schmenis

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

schmanks

a way of expressing gratitude

Friend: "i bought you a beer!"
You: "Schmanks!"

by Boondogler February 14, 2012

Schmekus

A schmekus is someone who is being unbelievably douchey or stupid. This is used in a playful manner from friend to friend, and if anyone uses this as an insult they are being a Schmekus.

Person 1: Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her cap and called it AHGBFFTHHAHAAAAAAHHHHH
Person 2: Stop being a Schmekus

by Johnny Pocket Rockey=t April 1, 2009

schmenu

Bastardization of Shenmue, a strange Dreamcast game.

<@Zap2> i don't like selling my games, but i could definately part ways with schmenu or something

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

Schmeagasite

New parasite recently discovered in urban bar scenes. Once infected the Schmeagasite attaches itself to the host. Thus making the host have uncontrollable urges of random and frequent acts of intercourse with faceless and nameless persons of the oppesite gender. The only way to rid yourself of this vile creature is the same method as removing a tic you must first locate the heavin then burn it till it releases and slowly crawls to its next victim

Hey yo I think that girls got a friend with a bad case of schmeagasites....

by Oblivious one January 1, 2010

schmeatstick

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

by Shmeato September 15, 2020