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for schizzle

for sure

by rt03 January 21, 2009

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

schmartle

(verb) the act of masturbating while studying.

"I love physics so much I schmartled all night before Dr. Wang's Fluid Dynamics midterm."

by RKTurner31 June 25, 2008

Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Scamjazzle

Referring to the phenomenon when you feel good about being scammed

Coined by the popular streamer UncrownedXD

I just got Scamjazzled by Ron back at the pub

by MegaMoncher June 17, 2021

schmaglette

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

Schmalenciaga

A flashy, preferably cheap, knock-off of the famous Balenciaga Le Dix 'motorcycle' handbag favoured by Nicky Hilton etc.

I got my Schmalenciaga off Hong Kong eBay for fifty bucks. I wish it didn't smell like burning rubber, though.

by vogue chick April 30, 2005