shmampies

the prettiest, most fabulous group of beautiful girls who are also hilarious and go to camp. they love having fun and twerking. they most definitely are NOT ratchet

Damn man did you see that hot group of girls?
Yeah man they were definitely the shmampies!

by Shmamp January 10, 2013

Schmeppie

Schmeppie is a god to us all. With his red mushroom hat and red sweater with his blue denim overalls. But when he put on his poncho from the general store he becomes “El Schmeppie”

“Captain Schmeppie’s coming for ya”

“El schmeppie”

by schmeppiemember69 April 18, 2021

schmaggered

To be really drunk

I want to go out and get schmaggered

Nicole is always schmaggered

by Monty Kaye May 19, 2004

schmaglette

The wine cage on champagne bottles

Don't let the schmaglette pop off!

by MarisaMorgan October 30, 2007

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

shmangpieced

Ok...it goes buzzed, drunk, trashed, wasted, SHMANGPIECED,
Shmangpieced is when you are so drunk you don't know where you are and you can't walk

Steven: Dude james I was so trashed last night!
James: Steve...I was shmangpieced.
Steven: Dude I know you totally question marked!

by sir james oquinn April 1, 2010

Schampier

To Schampier - Verb
To take the final sandwich

Bob just Schampiered Fred- he ate the last New York Deli!

by Benthesausageroll September 17, 2023