shmagel

Shmagel ( n ) : a person who uses the cell phone while he/she is in the restroom.
Synonyms: dagel

Shmagels are mingling in the powder-room stalls.

by Yuskii November 14, 2015

Schmagegi

Alternate yiddish for Schmuck. See Schmuck.

He gave you a 'D'?! Fucking schmagegi.

by Ashy Larry June 30, 2004

schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009

Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

schmaelz

The kid who picked his nose in Caddy Shack and then ate it.

Nice pick, Schmaelz!!

by navillus March 31, 2004

Schmigel

A basket of green fruit, pears are forbidden

Shall I get Adam a schmigel

by This isn’t Jim October 22, 2018