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Schmeckel

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."
My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.
by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011
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schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.
Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.
by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel
Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel
by Pal Penis March 24, 2007
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Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc
Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens
by Mj2020 August 31, 2018
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schmeckel

A ceremonial dance conducted on the winter solstice done to seduce left-handed women
Yo dude, I heard Jessica is going to the schmeckel tonight! This could be your chance!
by pixiedust123456787 April 30, 2019
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