Schmeckel

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."

My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.

by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011

schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

by Pal Penis March 24, 2007

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018

schmeckel

A ceremonial dance conducted on the winter solstice done to seduce left-handed women

Yo dude, I heard Jessica is going to the schmeckel tonight! This could be your chance!

by pixiedust123456787 April 30, 2019