Schlumpy Schlump

slang for sleep. Can be used as an adjective to describe someones mood for a day. use this term when you are so tired the only thing you care to do is rub your Weiner. say it as soon as you hit the hay and slowly sink into the pillow.

adj: damn mike looks schlumpy schlump

noun: its schlumpy schlump time or I can't wait to go schlumpy schlump

by yerpdaddy January 25, 2019

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schlummy

So stupid it’s actually hilarious

That post was so fucking cringe it’s low key schlummy

by cumin7892 July 2, 2023