Schlambadoodle

(adj) one who causes Asian/European-Americans to lose braincells due to one's stupidity; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You are such a schlambadoodle that I decided to stop being your Discord kitten.

by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

Schlumberjargon

A collective term for technical (and often confusing) oilfield shop talk.

Oilfield Engineer A: "Hey, we need to do an RST and a PLT in this well. Somebody call Schlumberger."

Oilfield Engineer B: "Shouldn't we run an SCMT and a CHFR in addition to the RST?"

Oilfield Engineer A: "Nah, on second thought, we'll just P&A."

Normal Person: "Hey guys, shut up with all the Schlumberjargon and let's just do the job!"

by vaeren August 27, 2008

Schlambadoodle

(adj) One who causes Asian/European - Americans to lose brain cells; someone who listens to the Fortnite Coral Castle theme song for 10 hours straight

You're such a schlambadoodle so I decided to stop being your Discord Kitten/Moderator

by Eaul Phim February 10, 2023

schlumbergeer

A person holding the job title of Field Engineer, who happens to be employed by the oilfield services company Schlumberger. Such a person will normally work offshore or on land, at times on a drilling rig.

Dave, my friend from Nigeria, is a Schlumbergeer.

by vaeren October 1, 2011

schlumbohm

an old-school muscle car that has been modified to run exclusively on alcohol, a hybrid

My buddy has a sweet 1970 Mercury Cougar schlumbohm. He fills it up every time he goes to the liquor store.

by shakey momo January 7, 2012

schlubbard

A lazy tongued individual who has a hard time formulating words.

I wish i was fat, it would give me reason to talk like a schlubbard.

by perpendicular November 28, 2013

schlubab

When you get to experience pain, but then your pain is voided out when you think about all the other struggles in the world are incomparable to yours

You: "Ouch, I stubbed my toe."
Someone: "Kids are starving in Africa"
You: "What a schlubab moment"

by TheKrillaKilla August 11, 2021