Schlosnagled

When a female gets a little too tipsy and you bend her over the edge of the bed and cum on her booty.

I schlosnagled that girl from the bar.

by Schlosnaglin' August 10, 2008

schloogan

one who likes to fart in other peoples mouths

i little german kid who farted in another kids mouth and he called himself the schlooganator

by Scott Erichsen February 18, 2009

schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

Schloob Curds

The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.

Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.

by Saucy batwing May 3, 2009

schlongatude

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.

That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.

by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schloob

a way of saying any word you want

what the schloob is schloobing in your schloobin face you schloobin schloober

by schloob November 16, 2003