schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck

"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"

by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006

schlove

The only term appropriate when you love someone so much that you'd give them a Sloppy Galopy and they probably wouldn't mind.
A really strong state of love. Yea dude.

I schlove you.

by shoeless_ross June 12, 2010

Schlobengrinder

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

by Hipp y December 11, 2006

schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019

Schlöœupennen

Adjective used by beer drinkers to describe an IPA that is intensely resinous, like pine resin or dank sticky buds of cannabis.

"Pushing the limit of Schlöœupennen pressure on those already hop blasted taste buds, might not be your flavor to savor"

by Dog Bolter April 19, 2021

schloßed

to be really drunk in germany

adam 'hey matt what happened to henry last night'
matt 'adam he was so schloßed'

henri ' dayng G i got schloßed last nite'

by homerbewed June 4, 2009