Schleiman

v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth

v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.

by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005

Schneidaphobia

A confused small man with an inferiority complex associated with Rob Schneider, and a fear that he will never measure up to the wonderful and mind boggling Ron Popeil invention the Flobee. Often known as the "Back seat Snorer", or the "Run away mouth". Seeks to settle all arguments with paranoid dribble, and a false sense of superior knowledge over the dreaded mayonnaise face. Look for the pouty lips....

Man that guy has total Schneidaphobia. Did you see the way he struggles to invalidate the great and wonderful Rob Schneider?! I mean gee wiz if he was a Popeil invention he'd be called a Suck Cut, kind like a shitty Flobee, cause unlike the Flobee he blows!

by Sheep Dip December 16, 2010

schleppard

A woman wearing any type of animal print (preferably big cat) carrying/"schlepping" baggage or other items. Particularly in an airport or mall.

The airport schleppard sightings were particularly good today.

by tcle March 16, 2012

schleika

A lovable girl with a lot of qualities, her imperfections define her perfection, a good friend. She's that one friend who will never give up on you, you can always count on her to be there for you. She can be bipolar but she knows what she really wants and deserves... If you're dating a Schleika, dude you do have a crazy and awesome chick, give her all the love she needs and don't let her go away. She's a keeper... Also addicted to sex and good fun... ;)

Dude 1: I heard you and Schleika are together? Is it true thoe?
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, Why?
Dude 1: Bruh, you lucky that girl's so special and she's a keeper, better not play no game...
Dude 2: No worry man, I won't let her go she's mine bruh...

by Doriho☆ March 15, 2017

Schleiden

A handsome, strong, smart athletic young man. His dick game crazy, all the girls love him and all the guys envy him. He is very calm and levelheaded. He is a very good listener, who makes you see things in ways you would never dream of seeing otherwise Schleiden can be quite the head turner, but he is always loyal.

Have you see Schleiden, he’s so fine.

by H20baby November 22, 2021

Schleidt

If you are part of a Schleidt family you are really cool

Aye look at the Schleidt fam they are so cool

by Slay_queen123 February 25, 2023

Schleimazel

( Yiddish noun, but comes From the Hebrew phrase "schel mi ha mazel", whose luck is it in English):

a clumsy, socially awkward- but never mentally challenged- individual

Whose luck is it? Is it my luck 🤔 that you're such a schleimazel?

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023