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This word will often appear in past-tense, i.e. Schleem'd

1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.

2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.
1.

Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.

2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!
Schleem by H0m3Wr3k3r July 30, 2018
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He Aiden I just chugged half a gallon of schleem in 45 seconds !
Schleem by Schleem Machine October 23, 2018
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A substance used in the production of plumbuses, to smooth out the dingle bop. It exists in the Rick and Morty-universe.
"First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem."
Schleem by zteen February 13, 2017
A Schleem is a magestic beast made out of rubber cocks,
Person one: Have you ever heard of the Schleem?
Person two: I've heard that it's a mythical beast made of dildos.
fein translated into keplarian language
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schleem by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025
Fein by Travis Scott translated into Keplarian
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schleem by aliencatluvr May 9, 2025

schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014