general scholastic ability test

The GSAT.
A kind of entrance exam for universities in Taiwan, which is most high school students’ nightmare.
At first, it was not that difficult to finish each subject in time. However, the questions in it have become exquisitely longer, apparently students will face tremendous pressure in the future.

There are only four days left before the GSAT! Go and study for Gods sake!
Poor you have to take the general scholastic ability test, but I have no idea how to help you.

GOOD LUCK!

by Sherlock Eurus January 12, 2020

Scholastitute

"Scholar" hired to validate the opinions and prejudices of his/her employers. A PhD of ill repute.

That think-tank is staffed entirely by scholastitutes.
I had such promise as a student; to think that I ended up as a scholastitute for a political campaign is almost too much to bear.

by Bellingson January 20, 2011

schlasive

A massive schlong, as apposed to a schlong, a schlort, or a schledium. Longer than a schlong

Aiden has a schlasive, its much bigger than matts schlong

by Mr Schlasive August 15, 2016

scholastic beatdown

when the principal, vice-principal, counsellor and librarian take turns talking about the student's emotions and issues then after 15 minutes have passed they started disciplining the child according to the sins they committed.

Yo, I heard Jimmy got the scholastic beatdown yesterday.

Yeah, he can't even move his jaw anymore.

by jizhe September 25, 2019

sophlasticated

the state of being slightly erect while still retaining some characteristics of flaccidity

“Seanie is the least sophlasticated person I’ve ever met”

by dinkdik May 22, 2020

Schlattification

The action or process of turning a person or object into something that resembles famous youtuber JSchlatt

Can also be referred to as JSchlattification

Past-tense is Schlattified

"Oh fuck, they Schlattified the sun! It's the Schlun now!"

"Schlattification is absolutely vile, look at what it did to my man Mark Rober!"

by Kyuumulo July 7, 2023

splastic

conjunction of plastic and spastic - splastic:
the stage of inebriation where you are still able to stand up, but not without swaying gently from side to side. maybe the occasional lurch.

after a session at the espy last sunday dave was completely splastic and got chucked out.

by Tom January 6, 2005