Shaheem

A brown king who loves everything in the world, especially his queen, and has the ability to finesse up on large amounts of money. He has a great soul worth billions and a gigantic magical penis for her, brings happiness and truth and grace.

Shaheem was known to be the greatest of all lovers but also has a passion for his girlfriend.

A king who makes his own rules and listens to no one, a true monarch.

He gave her thousands of orgasms, he was a true Shaheem!

He is a real Shaheem, he makes the laws!

by Kweenofall November 19, 2019

Schleem

The Schleem ! (Noun)
SCHLEEMY! (Adjective or expression)

Caught Jerry schleemin for that comeback sauce Onmymomma!

SCHLEEMY!

by GinRummy27 February 23, 2022

Schleem

Verb
To ejaculate messily; to nut

After furiously fapping for hours, the coomer schleemed into the sock

by Entelechy April 22, 2022

Schlampemann

German for "A heroically slutty man".

I'm so ugly that, if it weren't for Schlampemann, I wouldn't have gotten play for 2 full years!!!

by Toni Mac August 5, 2007

schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

schleem

A small slimy object, such as a fish.

"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.

by Ryan Ferris The 14th August 4, 2007

Schleem

This word will often appear in past-tense, i.e. Schleem'd

1. The act of completely and utterly destroying or laying a waste to a something, usually a person.

2. To overtake, or in any way negatively effect another players position, while playing as Schleembo in Mario Kart.

1.

Mando: Ay bro how was your fight with Alex?
Jacob: He was weak, I completely schleem'd him.

2.
Mando (Mandopad343): Who tf just blue shelled me?
Jacob(Schleembo): *laughing maniacally* GET SCHLEEM'D!!

by H0m3Wr3k3r July 30, 2018