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Schlieffen Plan 

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.
"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

schlieffen plan 

The Schlieffen Plan, the German General Staff's overall strategic blueprint for victory on the western front against France in the years up to 1914, takes its name from its author, Alfred Graf von Schlieffen. In essence it envisaged a rapid German mobilisation, disregard of Luxembourg, Belgian and Dutch neutrality, and the overwhelming sweep of German armies through Belgium southwards in the back of the French defences pivoting on weakly-held left-wing positions in the province ofAlsace-Lorraine. Paris was not to be taken but to be by-passed in the east. The plans intention was not to conquer cities or industry in order to weaken the French war efforts - the plan was to capture most of the French army and to force France to surrender. Following the speedy defeat of France, von Schlieffen envisaged switching German concentrations to the Eastern Front.

Schlieffen regularly updated details of his master plan as a labour of love even after his retirement from the General Staff in 1905, but his successor, Helmuth von Moltke (the younger) weakened the plan's execution in 1914 at the beginning of World War I, avoiding invading the Netherlands, weakening the German right wing and maintaining forces in the threatened East Prussia. Stubborn French resistance also contributed to the plan's failure in 1914. However, a modified form of Schlieffen's concept proved effective over the same terrain in the defeat of France in 1940 (Manstein's Sichelschnitt).
If at first you don't succeed, try tray again!

Schloofengirth 

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls
I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!
Schloofengirth by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

Schnuffing 

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"
I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.
Schnuffing by Hannarr January 4, 2011

Schtüffelhoffen 

To be full from eating, to the point of discomfort.
Waiter: "Sir, would you like to see the dessert menu?"
Patron: "Oh no, I absolutely couldn't! Je suis schtüffelhoffen!!! SCHÜFFELHOFFEN!!!!"
Waiter: "I beg your pardon?"

Schlupenockel 

The feeling of being alone when surrounded by close friends
She was feeling schlupenockel at the party.
Schlupenockel by anonymous November 26, 2021