Schieder

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

shiezer

The stupid Americanization of the German word scheiser

the idiot who wrote the original definition

by Jerry Deutch June 5, 2004

scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly

very bloody man, bloody bloody

bloody scheizer-al-kumar patel al-hussein al-hadid al-hamood haboob jaitly, this shital is crazy!

by skittlepatle November 8, 2022

German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009

schieber

German slang for "sexual tool"

Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"

by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

going schieler

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

schizer

what you say when things are goin down the pooper

oh man i got an f on my report card SCHIZER!!!!

by Pat Schaedig February 22, 2003