Crime Scene Oil

What you call the blood stain at a crime scene to make it less disgusting and creepy.

"Lay down there, be the body."
"I'm not lying down near that blood stain!"
"Are you crazy? That's CLEARLY crime scene oil."
"Oh. Okay."

by misspelld March 6, 2010

Fredo Scenario

When something goes horribly wrong for an individual amongst his family or group of friends – typically following an act of betrayal or unforgiveable poor judgment – and that person becomes an outcast. Although unloved and unwanted, the person is still allowed to hang around because of his previous relationship to those wronged. Adapted from the Fredo character in the Godfather movies.

Unfortunately, history has proven there is no way to tactfully make the outcast depart. Fredo Corleone was shot in the back while fishing in The Godfather Part II, a particularly cruel yet fair conclusion to any Fredo Scenario.

Will: “I just heard that Sam told our wives we went to the strip club, even though he decided to wait in the car. It’s not going to be fun tonight when we get home.”

Jack: “That bastard…I’m finished with Sam. He has become a living example of The Fredo Scenario.”

Will: "I wish we had a fishing boat."

by Louisiana Gold February 26, 2009

toothbrush scene

A scene in Episode 8 of Nisemonogatari, where a guy brushes his little sister's teeth, they both get super horny and almost fuck, until their other sister interrupts them and tries to stab them to death with an awl.

Friend 1: "yo, i started watching the monogatari series."
Friend 2: "awesome! where are you?"
Friend 1: "I just finished episode 8 of nise. I jacked off to the toothbrush scene."
Friend 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Friend 1: "I wanna be a dentist now."
Friend 2: " I want to be an orthodontist. BDSM for the teeth, baby."

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

Unreal Scenes

Scenes that have never been seen before and therefore seem to be unreal.

Adrian: Yo do you remember Gabe’s and Arnaud’s rave ? That was wild!

Davide: Yeah bro ! Unreal Scenes

by Eatspeedrecords August 7, 2022

scenecore

an aesthetic mostly based around "emo" or "scene" shit. this aesthetic is not to be confused with ACTUAL scenekids, but it is relatively similar. scenecore mfs mostly listen to rebzyyx, hoshie star, roninkys, punkinloveee and h3artcrush.

person 1: "have you heard the new hoshie star song?"
person 2: "hell yeah! i love how all his songs are about scenegirls doing drugs in the club and just scenecore in general!!"

by g0r3ygvtzzz August 17, 2022

peace the scene

A form of ditching, more specific to actually leaving (peace) a situation or place (the scene) due to a very good reason. These reasons could be: boredom, something revolting, awkwardness, p.d.a., lack of hype, etc. Most commonly employed as an excuse for an entire group. Statement starts with reason to ditch, then with the line "let's peace the scene."

Did he just chunk all over the floor? Guys, let's peace the scene.

Dude, they're making out in here. Let's peace the scene.

by TT_Gangsta_Flav January 18, 2008

Amniotic Scenario

A scenario when someone says something inappropriate or not even remotely funny causing a silence by the others.

Bryan was saying weird shit again. You don't have to ask it was a Amniotic Scenario

by Los Piratos May 12, 2016