Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

Shatnerd

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009

scatterfold

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!

That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!

by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014

Scanner Dan

Slightly neurotic, greasy, larger homeless man that frequents State Street on a regular basis, who also supports the UW Greek System and LOOOVES the GAmma Phi ladies. Must ride a bicycle with a police scanner attatched to his hip. Hence the name, Scanner.

Scanner Dan, also look for Piccolo Man in bright orange suit located outside the bookstore playing his piccolo. Also, look for Shim Saxophone player up near the capitol or outside Statesider playing Pink Panther till the weeeee hours of the morning.

by Bass Mouth September 19, 2003

Shatner

Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.

Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.

by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021