The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.
It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
It even has the same acronym (SSDD).
Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"
Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."
Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."
Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)
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1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)
2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)
2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)
1.
Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."
2.
Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."
Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."
2.
Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."
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See also statabase and stata.
See also statabase and stata.
Manager: "How much time and money would we save if we install cart corrals?"
Employee A: "Um... is there a reference source for that?"
Employee B: "Check out Statalog! They have all sorts of facts, figures, stats, data, and they reference all sources."
Manager: "Sounds like Wiki... Get on it Employee A!"
Employee A: "Um... is there a reference source for that?"
Employee B: "Check out Statalog! They have all sorts of facts, figures, stats, data, and they reference all sources."
Manager: "Sounds like Wiki... Get on it Employee A!"
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After Jeff had made a number of jokes about farting, going to the toilet and people shitting themselves, Jenny concluded that he was suffering from a severe case of Scatologicia, and should be referred to a psychiatrist for treatment as soon as possible.
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