Down cataclysmic

This is the worst instance of down bad any human being could ever experience.

Boy 1: Yo dude did you here, that guy that jerked off to the sound of her voice
Boy 2: That guy is down cataclysmic.

by Kboylol June 13, 2021

Cataclysmic Taco

While having vaginal intercourse with a woman and she is about to cum, pull out and squirt two or more packets of Taco Bell hot sauce inside her vaginal orifice. Then continue to plow her until she screams herself unconscious.

Becky and I made up. While I was banging her, I remembered that she farted at my Mom's funeral. Then I decided to teach that bitch a lesson, and I gave her a Cataclysmic Taco.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

cataclysm

the power chat noir has in miraculous. Stop calling Chat Noir sexy btw it's weird and he's a minor.

Ladybug: I'm going to need you to cataclysm this for the plan to work

by dudedumbdudedume June 9, 2021

cataclysmic clusterfuck

when clusterfuck doesnt describe the situation well enough.

Moving that couch into your room turning into a cataclysmic clusterfuck.

by edge cass March 5, 2008

CATaclysm

The theory that rubbing two cats together will cause an earthquake on the other side of the world. Not to be confused with the popular furry video game, WoW: Cataclysm

If you rub two cats together, crazy stuff happens on the other side of the world (CATaclysm)

by Xtreme2252 April 28, 2011

Scatalyst

Someone who likes to analyse poop.

Owain loved to scatalise his recent lunch.

by J Mitchell February 26, 2003

Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead

An incredibly massive and cool game, but with somewhat low popularity. It’s an open world pixel RPG, based around the premise of a world ending cataclysm involving zombies, aliens, breaking realities, and government experiments. The game is massive and is consistently updated by a small but focused community. The game is completely free, but is not any sort of website like steam or epic games. This could explain why it’s not very publicly known, as it needs to downloaded off of a few different websites that you’re unlikely to find unless one of your friends play.

You, reading this right now, go look it up. Yeah right now, go look up Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead. It’s free and doesn’t take much space to download, go give it a try. No stop reading, open a new tab and look it up. Now.

“Hey, you hear about that guy that didn’t immediately look up Cataclysm, Dark Days Ahead?”

“Yeah, they found him shot 27 times in his house a few hours ago”

by SnooSeagull September 20, 2022