by Jordan Simon January 10, 2006
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Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
Son:Quit joking dad you haven't got none in years.
by J Mit March 23, 2005
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First, dial your drug dealer. Buy an eight ball of cocaine. Now. Travel to a house party and quickly chug eight beers wile staring intimidatingly at the guy next to you. Begin searching the household for the first girl who has to fart. Direct her into your friends bedroom. Tell her to lie on her face, pull her pants down, and to not scream as you sprinkle cocaine in and around her balloon knot like she was a funnel cake. Directing her to hold her flatulent in until further instruction, place your left nostril over the dusted starfish. Loudly and confidently demand she release her gas on the count of three. Upon feeling the anal spincter release tone, inhale through your nose. You just snortched that shit.
"What the fuck? Did you just snortch that cocaine out of my asshole?"
"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."
"Bitch, what the fuck you eatin'. That snortch tasted like turpentine."
by Dr. MD May 2, 2010
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Get the Snortch mug.defined as a person who is being sketchily skanky. As in being a whore when no one is looking or can also describe a female wearing extremely inapprope attire to an event. (can also be used in the singular term of scantch) or used to describe an event of massive scantchiness - scantchfest
"Lucy was being a total scantch on the dancefloor with Sarah's BF"
"Katie's outfit was straight scantchy, i am surprised people didnt offer her money."
"Katie's outfit was straight scantchy, i am surprised people didnt offer her money."
by dat gr March 3, 2009
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if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
if this insult is responded to with another insult it is refered to as a "boomerang scortch"
Jimmy: "Hector your mom's the size of Texas"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
On-looker: "Scortch!"
Hector: "Your mom's SLEPT with all of Texas"
On-looker: "Boomerang scortch!"
by Kinda Cool January 24, 2006
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by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007
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