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sams44 by swade_ September 17, 2020

Samsquamch 

This is another name for the creature known as "Sasquatch". Other common names include "Abominable Snowman", "Yeti", "North American Great Ape", and "Bigfoot".

The term Samsquamch arose from the popular Canadian television show "The Trailer Park Boys" as coined by the character Bubbles as played by Mike Smith.
If you're going camping in Canada, keep an eye out for the legendary Samsquamch!
Samsquamch by Tiger Striped Dog April 24, 2008

Brock Samson 

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

Gregor Samsa 

A character from novella "The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Awakes one morning to find himself transformed into a gigantic insect.
"I frequently see references to Gregor Samsa in books, movies, and T.V."
Gregor Samsa by EdgarM. November 29, 2007

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Samsquanch

Look out for the samsquanch.
Samsquanch by Demarcus May 31, 2018