Person1: Dude I can't buy a PS5
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$
Person2: It's because of those fat-fucks scalpers we can't buy anything, even a video card that was supposed to be 299$
by ethanyuh March 20, 2021
Get the Scalpermug. Despicable little fuckers that caused the 2021 graphics cards shortage.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.
Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.
Derp: You see ted over there?
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021
Get the Scalpermug. Someone who buys things, such as computer graphics card, at the usual prices and then sells them, when they are difficult to get, at 100 times the regular price/MSRP.
Adam: I was trying to get a RTX 3070 for $399, It was out of stock and I looked on Ebay, and guess what? There's scalpers all around selling the 3070's for an INSANE price!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
Jack: Wow I wanna fuck up those scalpers time so bad. Fuck you scalpers, Fuck you scalpers!
by UnknownUsername123! May 31, 2021
Get the Scalpermug. Person 1: Look at that ass hole over there with 7 ps5s. person 2 that guys definitely a scalper who go to resell them on eBay for 6900 each.
by Weeeeeeeee11 May 21, 2021
Get the Scalpermug. A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price
Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals
However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals
However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021
Get the Scalpermug. Scalpers are illegal online individuals who can be the bane of your existence at a time of popularity surging items.
In an act of anti-consumerism, scalpers go through illegal and policy bending routes to buy products in insane amounts of bulk with digital softwares such as bots before the product is even months away from release. Then, in a fruitful attempt to gain money through unofficial means, they sell company items for twice the price and have their listings on seller-acceptable websites.
Those with a large amount of inventory through illegal measures have their items on online listing, and when consumers cannot turn to official methods of getting their product, they lie in wait, hoping that a desperate buyer would have no choice but to submit to their prices, which are normally about 2-3 times higher than company price.
While scalpers are mostly to blame for the shortage of products in the online era, retailers are also to blame. Some retail workers are scalpers or spies themselves for one. Two, online retailers do absolutely nothing in their power to defend against bots. Some, like Best Buy, have taken some security measures to allow 5 minute windows when something is in stock, as well as 1 per buyer, but it's still not enough to counter scalpers. Websites like the famous Amazon and eBay allow for scalpers to show off their ridiculous listings.
In an act of anti-consumerism, scalpers go through illegal and policy bending routes to buy products in insane amounts of bulk with digital softwares such as bots before the product is even months away from release. Then, in a fruitful attempt to gain money through unofficial means, they sell company items for twice the price and have their listings on seller-acceptable websites.
Those with a large amount of inventory through illegal measures have their items on online listing, and when consumers cannot turn to official methods of getting their product, they lie in wait, hoping that a desperate buyer would have no choice but to submit to their prices, which are normally about 2-3 times higher than company price.
While scalpers are mostly to blame for the shortage of products in the online era, retailers are also to blame. Some retail workers are scalpers or spies themselves for one. Two, online retailers do absolutely nothing in their power to defend against bots. Some, like Best Buy, have taken some security measures to allow 5 minute windows when something is in stock, as well as 1 per buyer, but it's still not enough to counter scalpers. Websites like the famous Amazon and eBay allow for scalpers to show off their ridiculous listings.
Man: "I tried getting the Playstation 5, but they were all out in seconds! How is it possible??"
Man 2: "Scalpers. Scalpers and their bots."
Man 2: "Scalpers. Scalpers and their bots."
by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021
Get the Scalpersmug. A frocking bitch that buys products at the instant it is out for pre-order or sale.
The sort of person that you don’t know but want to kill because they stole what could of been some ones GPU, PS5 or CE.
The sort of person that you don’t know but want to kill because they stole what could of been some ones GPU, PS5 or CE.
by Youseegaming September 15, 2021
Get the Scalpermug.