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scalesy

Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
Oi scalesy u crack feind
by scoliossis September 20, 2020
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fish scales

The shiny flakes in rock cocaine. Fish scales mean high potency. Mistaken for fiberglass, due to an urban legend.
That soft has a lot of fish scales.
by DROC August 23, 2005
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scalise disease

It is characterized by abnormal heart rhythms, sweating, impaired brain function, illogical & incoherent speech patterns and loss of sleep, among other signs. Symptoms are similar to those experienced by crack whores. Most commonly contracted via being close to a carrier of the biochemical disorder thereby affecting both men and women of all ages. The cure remains unknown however crack provides temporary relief.
"maynnn, that bitch is on crack!...thats gotta be the scalise disease!"
by crackycrackwhore December 13, 2007
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will scales

a gay fish who penetrates fish
you're being such a will scales
by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018
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scalise

A unit of strong, intelligent, loyal, passionate, independent but also family orientated group of people with a Italian heritage that dates back to the original founding members of the Costa Nostra. John Scalise was the man that made & commissioned Al Capone and the Chicago mob but was ruthless killed by the same backstabbing people he put into power Al Capone. Before John Scalise's death he was well known as the first person to rub there bullets with garlic and invented the hand shake of death that are often portrayed in Hollywood mob movies. After his death most of family moved out of Chicago to start there own positive family stories and becoming role models and leaders in new cities all over the US. The Scalise's are still well known to be innovators and leaders of their community and have held very important careers such as doctors, writers, artists, athletes, police officers, firemen, teachers, professors, and judges!
If you know a Scalise, you will known them for life... just don't cross them.. or they will cross you.
by Son of John December 21, 2016
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scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020
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Mr scales

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”
by Gladdice October 16, 2019
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