scal3s

a very hot guy who nails your stepsister every time
when he is done you are next

yo did you hear about scal3s he nailed my stepsis im scared hes gonna come for me next

by mistuki February 28, 2022

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

Scalised

To wake up the next morning after drinking to find your self naked, your ass hurting, and in a strangers bed. Then be told by the stranger that she has Herpes, genital warts, Crabs, a bad case of the clap, and she has a penis.

Dude, I woke up after last night to find out I've been scalised by my Co-worker!

by Joe DIck Johnson August 28, 2008

Scalus

Scalus - When something/someone/anything is disgusting or grimy.

Yeah I know Dan, he is a scalus prick!

by Scalus Kiz March 27, 2015

scalesy

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

Scraping Scalps

Similar to Snatching Wigs, it's the extra UMPH. It's when I wig is snatched so fiercely, quickly, and with such unrepentant prejudice, that the hoes clutch their pearls and hold tightly onto their lacefronts when said scalp-scraper enters the room so that they may be able to hold onto their Remy for another week.

The fact that Adele can outsell all other artists while sitting on her chair shows that snatching wigs can be done my many artists, but scraping scalps is an artform.

by SlayerOfTheSystem October 19, 2011

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.

In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.

by xoorox September 15, 2010