Saugerties

A place where mostly everyone in the town (unless your a scumbag or a hick) will admit to Woodstock and Kingston being better. Many are jealous of schools like Onteora and Kingston because they have a wider range of people who come from other places besides FUCKIN' SAUGERTIES. Everyone seems completely isolated from echother at the highschool. Smoking weed (which is completely accepted in Woodstock by stereotypes of all kinds) is seen as a scumbag activity due to the botards who are always near the trail

Myself: "Look at that nasty chick with the hoop earings rocking an ICP shirt. Why can't Saugerties have decent girls?"

Friend from Saugerties: "I have no idea dude, i'm ready to get the fuck out of here in about 2 years. Goddamn trailer trash"

Myself: "I wish i could walk through Saugerties without looking at a botard posted up at every corner. Don't these kids have better shit to do or is doing bad dye jobs and smoking Marlboros there life?"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock: "Wow dude your school is already having dope parties in 10th grade with cools who are actually decent human beings? How was the one last night?"

Friend: "It was sick, like 40 people from my school went. Definately a good night"

Myself to friend who lives in Woodstock "Damn man, at SHS your lucky to find 3 people partying together"

by soulsofmischief93 July 29, 2009

Saucerate

1: The French equivalent to failsauce
2: The Canadian equivalent to failsauce

Vous:"Je suis plein!"
Moi:"Saucerate!"

by NaruandKane April 26, 2009

saudering

a tool that gets above 400° + hot and can melt two metal pieces together causing them to bond.

(this spelling is for all the people that sounded out soldering and spelled it the way they heard it.) your welcome ;)

nathan was arguing how to spell sauder.

ex : he was saudering his balls to the metal pole.

by poopiedoo567 July 13, 2019

Saugerties snowball fight

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter. The male should be jerking off during the entire snowball fight, and the snowball fight is finished when he ejaculates on the female

Dude #1: bro I just took my girl on a date to and Indian place, we’re gonna have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: Sweet bro, I was gonna give my bf a dirty Joey, then maybe a Slovakian traffic cone.

by Stansballs February 19, 2026

Saugerties snowball

A sexual act in which the male and female eat lots of Indian food the night before they meet. This must take place in the winter time as there needs to be snow on the ground. The couple then proceed to hold their bowel movements until midway through the bang session, they then move outside proceed to excrement all over the snow, then make snowballs and throw them at each other mixed with fecal matter.

Dude #1: I just went on a date last night to the Indian exchange with my girl, might have a saugerties snowball fight later.

Dude #2: You’re a sick fuck

by Stansballs February 19, 2026