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The guy people who can't spell worth shit accuse people of worshipping.
You wear a pentacle, you must be a SATIN WORSHIPER!
satin by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003
Often known as the president of the university Engineering Student Society at an unknown university in Halif0fax a city rummored to be in Canada...

Although known by his "real" name while attending electrical engineering classes and at church with his mommy, he is known as, and feared by, his "friends" as "SATIN".
When returning from the bar, one is often prompted to ask: "Satin, are you done puking up those fish scales yet?"
satin by Douches November 25, 2004
The inner most part of an elderly Mexicans asshole.
Pablo's satin itched all day at the nursing home.
satin by smitty666 July 26, 2018
a smooth, glossy fabric that feels good on your penis.
I sneaked into my girlfriends drawers so I can masturbate her satin nightie.
Satin by jacobjohn55 March 10, 2021
Weird ass goofy girl that loves to be with her boyfriend but has very bad temper for being 5'2 so watch out she isn't afraid of what people say about her because is used to being picked on for her name but are also the most caring girl to find she a ride or die.
Damn theirs satin still being herself.
Satin by SatinandJJ May 4, 2022

Satin Sheets 

An amazing feel to the naked body & perfect for having sex on.
Keirsten enjoyed Chad's bed last night cause his wife bought new Satin Sheets at Kohls!
Satin Sheets by SlopNChop October 6, 2016