The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"

You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"

by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009

satchamo

To be thoroughly soaked. Overly wet.

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.

by Evo Jim January 23, 2014

Sachimo

Tumblr famous.

Thats so sachimo.

by jesusuxx August 23, 2011

satchmoability

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster

" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"

by dj guiller November 2, 2008

Saskatchewan Satchmo

The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.

As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.

by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010

Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.

Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.

by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008

satchmo

1. a bad ass trumphet player

2 or a benjiman for more detail see hippiehut

1. whoa check out that bad mofo rock that trumphet

2. benjiman hurry up and piss u shit head, tree fuckin, satchmo

by onebigcracka May 5, 2005