satan

Barbera Streisand

Barbera Streisand is SATAN!!!

by Et Moi! January 3, 2004

satan

Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.

Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."

by anonymously_wasted August 14, 2006

satan

1.SATAN-

Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.

2. Commonly know as, the devil.

1. SATAN kept me secure in the mid 1990's.

2. Hail Satan!

by Vivec May 16, 2005

satan

The Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.

A testing and reporting toolbox that collects a variety of information about networked hosts.

Hey guys, have you installed SATAN yet?

by Billybob Joebob April 15, 2008

satan

satan is the man in the moon

man: see that face on the moon ricky
ricky: y-yes...
man: thats satan
ricky: ... T.T

by Craz yD December 31, 2005

satan

My dad...

no more need be said about satan...

by tdeuce93 January 10, 2011

satan

Satan was/is:
- Adolf Hitler
- Josef Stalin
- Heinrich Himmler
- Adolf Eichmann
- Saddam Hussain
- Joseph Mengele
- Pol Pot
- Osama Bin Laden
- Charles Manson
- Idi Amin
- Benito Mussolini

Satan are more persons. See the above.

by Matthijs B May 15, 2005