sassmonger

The ultimate purveyor of all things sassy. A thorough knowledge of the various methods of sass. Like a cheesemonger, but for sass.

"Jennifer, congratulations, you've completed your training to become a sassmonger"

by WheresMeShirt January 4, 2015

assmonster

a person with a monsterous ass that often develops nicknames such as "laffy taffy" or "ba dunk a dunk" and may cause dry eyes if looked at too often due to lack of blinking

"Damn girl, how you get all of that in them jeans, you assmonster!"

by Beth G. November 13, 2007

Sassmaster

Louis Tomlinson.

Tommo is the sassmaster from doncaster

by taniastylinson September 5, 2020

Sass-Monster

Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.

Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"

by Gdawg145654 July 11, 2009

sandmonster

When a person hides between the bed sheets and covers of another's bed and waits for them to lay down on top of them. Once they lay down, the person from below immediately grabs them like a monster that hunts in the sand

"Dude, Robert totally sandmonstered Chester!"

by Raidon January 14, 2008

sacmonster

the act of being queer or not so legit to your friends. acting gay or being a sacmonster is raining on someones parade, think about it a sac+monster, SAY IT!

"hey dude, pass the remote."" no get your fatass self up and get it." "you SACMONSTER!"

by creator of sac January 30, 2008

Sass Monster

Some guy/gal who works in Shipping and Receiving for a company that cannot read shipping receipts. This person also likes to think he/she is all knowing and superior to everyone. Very much a douchbag.

He was a real sass monster with how he was acting..

by Rimjob4u June 24, 2011