surphobia

An unreasonable fear of the unknown (i.e., surprise). Manifests as compulsions to circumvent due process in the pursuit of spoilers. Note: such spoilers do not reduce net enjoyment. Instead, they increase it.

My daughter spoils the Christmas surprise every year. She suffers from surphobia.

by Smith, Word December 24, 2021

Sadphobic

Someone that’s way to happy all the time

Tim-“did you know that Leiani’s a sadphobic?”
Ben- “yea she’s way to happy all the time!”

by Gay persons November 27, 2019

sphobia

Fear of Short Words sororities

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by Annv June 21, 2021

SamPhobic

You are disgusted or unpleased when you hear the name Sam. This may lead to a serious case of cancer or a rash.

Aaron: Is that Sam over there?
Alex: Ew, I hate the name Sam, I think I'm coming down with cancer!
Aaron: Wow! Your so SamPhobic

by Alex Martlew December 21, 2021

Shawphobia

When you see someone with the last name shaw and you are afraid of them and afraid to go near them.

*Mr shaw walks up to you*

You: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME IM AFRAID OF YOU
random baka: why did u scream?

You: it’s because I have shawphobia

Random baka: oh that’s cool I do to now cause he’s scary

Jesse: I have it as well I’m very afraid of him

Sexy Ruby: purrrrr u queen. I love you Jesse let’s get married

Jesse: okay

*2 weeks later*

Jesse: I do

Church man: you man now kiss the bride

Ruby: *wees oops got a bit excited

by Sussy Ruby and Jesse lover January 6, 2023

claude-strophobia

The fear of Claude Faustus. He is pretty scary, if ya ask me.

Everyone knew she had Claude-strophobia yet they still sent her to the spider demons layer.

by InvisibleGhost January 28, 2019

snazphobia

/ sunɑzˈfoʊbiə /

Prejudice or dislike for people who are a snaz.

Person 1: GOD I HATE THAT SNAZ SO MUCH
Person 2: Wow, don't be so snazsphobic!
Person 1: Fuck you, I define snazphobia!

by pseudonym4ud April 10, 2021