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sargasm

being turned on or excited by quick wit and cleverness
I just had a sargasm when he texted me all of those puns!
by clevergirlnyc October 28, 2015
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Sargasm

The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 25, 2010
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Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
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Sargasmic Procrasturbation

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.
Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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by el whispering eye October 18, 2010
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Sargasm

Sargasm is when you use sarcasm in the perfect way, place, time, and group of people.
Where absolutely no one will disagree with your act of sarcasm and literally everyone is just applauding in compete awe.
Destini: Dude, that sarcasm was PERFECT for just now

Bob: Yea, that was an absolute sargasm.
by Dr.Propain December 23, 2017
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Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.
"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."
by CSteel December 2, 2004
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Sargasm

Sudden torrent of laughter, brought on by comical sarcasm, whether unintentional or purposefully done.
student- "Teacher, why does school last so long?'
Teacher- "Because we, in the faculty, value our students, and aim to help them succeed, plus we just love spending time with them!"
Other faculty member then begins to suffer a sargasm, consisting of uproarious laughter, apparently from the falsity of their co-workers comment.
by Abraham Delacey June 28, 2011
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