santas hat

A low dangling scrotum with a pin sized penis

Your penis is a santas hat

by TVandchairs December 25, 2014

santas snow

The stuff that santa makes when he gets....excited. Can be bought in a bottle at Wal-Mart for 3$

"Eww, look at all of santas snow on Rudolph face!"

by Romber December 18, 2007

Santas Snow

The stuff Santa produces produces when he gets a little.....excited

"Ewww...look at all of santas snow on Rudolphs face!"

by Romber December 21, 2007

Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"

whoa dont santas little helper me

by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009

santas naughty list

classy porn

dude 1 "that guys looking at santas naughty list"

by fattyforehead January 1, 2012

Santas Bag

When you can see a males genitalia through clothing.

"I can see Brandon's sexy Santas Bag through his wrestling clothes.

by StacyTara March 27, 2009

santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.

1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.

by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019