Hangxiety

The crushing embarrassment and shame you feel when you wake up after a heavy drinking session and are fairly sure you behaved badly.

Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.

I don't even want to get out of bed this morning - the hangxiety is too strong.

by Eve Moriarty July 7, 2020

Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.

Hangxiety sucks

by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020

Wangxiety

wang-zahy-i-tee

Also, wanxiety.

1. Psychiatry . a state of apprehension and psychic tension related to one's conviction of the inadequacy of his wang.
2. distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear for one's wang. See also 'dickstress' or 'cockcern'.

Synonym: wangst

1. Charles: "Maybe you should get circumsized? I hear it makes your dick look bigger and may decrease your wangxiety."

Aaron: "Nah, I talked to a doctor and he argued against it. That was when I was seeing a doc about my dick fungus and my dick fungus was because I never knew I could pull my foreskin back all the way my whole life so the smegma accumulated and then I had a fear of pulling it back...then I finally did and now I'm clean lol."

2. When James Bond was kept restrained while a laser beam inched toward his groin, he was likely in a state of extremely high wangxiety.

by cjfinks September 16, 2010

Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Nangxiety

A state of which one becomes anxious due to the intake of nitrous oxide (nangs)

"Man, those nangs gave me a nangxiety attack!"

by thevibesofficialwotded March 1, 2019

Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

skanxiety

An apprehensive uneasiness of mind over the prospect of encountering unkempt young women.

My duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on "Child Protective Services/Tobacco Institute/Weight Watchers/American Dental Association Trailer Park Day" left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

by historyvoice October 6, 2011