sangria

A really yummy drink usually homemade from red wine and fruit. Tasted koolaid-ish and gets you tanked. Also means Blood in Spanish

I made some Sangria for Skank's party.

by SummerT March 28, 2007

Sangrias and Margaritas

Slang for a couple of drunk cats. Typically the cats aren't actually drunk, but act like they have been exposed to alcoholic drinks someone left out, like a sangria or margarita. If someone's cats acts

weirder than you would ever expect, and makes little to no sense, you can say they are sangrias and margaritas.

Person: That person's cats are really weird. They act like they're drunk.
Other person: I guess the cats are sangrias and margaritas.

by Benjamin Steele March 13, 2018

sagaritis

A rare disease caused in during the early weeks after fertilization when there are 3 extra chromosomes present in the zygote. This rare form of chromosomal disorder causes you to suffer from facial deformities, mental retardation, and frequent diarrhea. This is a serious disorder and victims of this disease must be monitored closely to insure their survival. Failing to follow instructions given by the doctor monitoring may cause the victim to die or be in critical condition.
This disorder, along with many others such as down syndrome and turner's syndrome, currently have no cure, babies born with these disorders are very unfortunate. Scientists are currently studying this disorder and trying to come up with a cure for it.
We are all very fortunate to be away from such diseases.

oh my, im afraid you suffer from sagaritis

by the smart person. March 26, 2009

sanari

The name Sanari is a girl who is thicker than a snicker. Cardi B could never. She also is a really loud girl who has a giant ass forehead. She loves banging her forehead with metal bottles. She loves Summer Walker. She can fight and is most likely a Gemini.

“Do you know that girl Sanari?”
“Yea”
“SHE THICK AF”
“LIKE CARDI B COULD NEVER”

by ahitaf October 7, 2019

Sangriarhea

Extreme nausea accompanied by loose bowels due to excessive consumption of Sangria (usually in concert with heaping piles of spicy Mexican chips, beans, cheese and guac).

"The entire Sales Dept has Sangriarhea and won't be in today."

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

Sangamithra

She's the alluring, mysterious hot chic. Doesn't talk until probed but once you get to know her she's probably the best girl you ever had. She's smart and sarcastically funny. She can either kill you with kindness or destroy you with mental games. She cannot function in the grey area. Sad.

Sangamithra is probably the most exciting and dangerous woman I've ever met.

by bunnybabe85 November 24, 2021

Sour Sangria

A refreshing beverage made by shoving a Sour Patch Kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a glass. If made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.

BEST SERVED CHILLED

Stu: Hey man I'm thirsty!
John: So?
Stu: Sooooo, Can I use you to make a Sour Sangria!?
John: S-s-sure. T-t-t-that's what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for...

by MoFo Myth June 28, 2016