a skidmark (shitstain, streak of poop on underwear), usually consisting of crusted crap or shit on your underwear that has some sort of rough dried texture. can also be formed by vaginal secretion on the front of womans panties.
I had so much diarrhea, that I ended up having sandpaper on my boxers from all the anal leakage I had during the day.
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Obama: *starts beatboxing*
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