the noah sandles

all noahs are know to have huge dicks and are the best at pulling girls. they have the best dicks not only are they great they are boners always!

the noah sandles has the best dick.

by hay boi May 4, 2022

jesus sandles

the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.

I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.

by prepercolate May 24, 2013

jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Gandhi's sandle

Something of extreme dryness, bitterness and unpleasant odour.

Dude, what happened last night? I woke up this morning and my mouth was like "Gandhi's sandle"

by Dr_GmanG September 23, 2011

Ashley Sandle-ch

She’s a savage, sassy, Buffoon, racist. Funny, stupid, un classy. Acting weird- what was she; what was she- a Mexican.

Ashley Sandle-chez is funny, weird, a bit dumb in math, a Mexican, & jojo siwa

Dang! She is so lucky, she has an Ashley Sandle-chez!

WOAH!!! Look at all that cake on Ashley Sandle-chez! 🎂

by ChloetheAsian April 23, 2020

European sandle maker

One who shits on someones back and then walks in it.

When you saw Monique you knew you wanted to go all european sandle maker on her.

by ballzman696969 June 30, 2010

Sandling Drag Chute

When you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your balls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.

Woah, man! Check out the Sandling Drag Chute that guy has got going on. He is running so fast!

by JCaal November 29, 2016