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The modern version of a Sancha is a female friend with whom you can hang out with, share ideas with, have a meal with and laugh until you can't catch your breath with. A well rounded friend like no other. I am a sancha.
No it's not like that, she's a Sancha!
Sancha by Cheetogirl May 5, 2023
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when someone smashes your head towards a wall or table very rapidly, in an act of anger or to bully someone.
Dont mess with him, he will sancha you.
Remember how Derick got sancha'd everyday?
sancha by SiakSoon March 16, 2021

Sancha Day

Sancha Day occurs on February 15th (the day after Valentines Day) and is celebrated by men who are cheating on their wives with other women or men. Typically Valentine’s Day gifts are either recycled or purchased at a discount for the Sancha, and romantic dinners occur at normal everyday prices.
Did you see what Martin gave his side chick for Sancha Day?! She got 3 dozen roses and a suitcase full of chocolate!
Sancha Day by MrHorace February 11, 2020

Gustavo Dela Sancha 

Awesome Mexican who is in Rotc. He wants to grow up and work at taco bell.
My Gustavo Dela Sancha will be here in an hour after he jumps the border.

Skippy Sanchez 

Skippy Sanchez is a term relating to someone who commits an act that is both rude and pointless, often wasteful

The Skippy Sanchez award is awarded to those who have shown that they go above and beyond the call of duty in ass holiness
That ass just pulled his car out in front of me even though he would have waited five seconds till he was clear, he deserves a Skippy Sanchez award.

That Skippy Sanchez just wasted a whole can of Root Beer by throwing it against the wall. I could have enjoyed such a soda.
Skippy Sanchez by Smiling Panda February 22, 2009

Olsy-Sanchez 

Olsy-Sanchez: when one saves his poop in anticipation of coitus, and after said coitus, he takes his own poop and draws a poop mustache on his lover (male or female). Or, alternatively, when a man requests his female partner wear what is commonly known as a "strap-on", and said female uses the "strap-on" to enter her male subject anally. And after consummation, the male subject locates the strap-on, which has now been removed from the female, and he uses the poopy end of the strap-on to draw a mustache on the female. Olsy Sanchez
I'm saving the real deuce for Bridget's Olsy-Sanchez.
Olsy-Sanchez by Big 10 inch January 13, 2022