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saywell

absolutley amazing girl
name saywell is amazing
by Tom[cornwall] May 22, 2006
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Samuelly Transmitted Depression

Transfer of severe depression through sex
I slept with Sam S. last night, and i think he gave me, Samuelly Transmitted Depression
by Snipedog22 February 7, 2020
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samuella

Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.

In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.

Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."
Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)

"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."
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Sambell

Pronounced: Sam-Bell, Sambell is the name of the mythical creature and global anomaly responsible for the disappearance of socks, typically, half a pair at a time. Sambell is a sub-deamon meaning that although he is a manifestation of negative energy (why he steals), he is rather harmless.

AKA: Sock Thief Ghost, The Sock Bandit, Stocking Stocker, the Sock Monster, Lint Goblin, etc.

Side Note: If you think about it, everyone has lost at least 1 pair of socks. Now lets do some math. If 8 billion people all have lost a pair of socks, shouldn't the streets be filled with nearly 8 billion socks, that's nearly 400,000,000lbs of socks that go missing...wtf?!
That damn Sambell stole my sock again!
by SpiritualLeader November 6, 2018
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SAMUELLA

This is a girl with big eyes mostly she is so beautiful. She is akind of girl it is so hard for her to get a boy friend, although she always has a crush on boys but is shy to tell them. But dont forget she is beautiful. If you have a samuella she is precious in your life, keep her and dont loose her.
person 1: Did you see samuella anywhere?
person 2: Ofcourse she is too beatiful to be seen.
by tlkkkkkkk November 6, 2023
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Saywell

a strange alien creature residing from a distant planet named Melichan. Saywells often travel from their home-world during a pilgrimage to the planet Earth, and will live in the forest until they see a vision from the god, Irtek. Saywells have a simple diet-they eat things. According to the Melichinian religion, a Saywell cannot deny food when offered, unless said food is tainted. Saywells are attracted to shiny objects, and can be distracted easily. When in the presence of a Saywell, extreme caution should be used, they almost always act in an unorthodox fashion, and may have variably unpredictable actions.
person 1. "Holy Crapnugget, what is that thing behind you?!?"

person 2. "it's just a Saywell, ignore it, it'll go away."

person 1. "but it's screeching at us..."

person 2. "eh..."

person 1. "the game."
by CopperEagle February 5, 2010
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samwilldoit

Absolute eetswa sick cunt he sends absolutely everything
samwilldoit did a full send vortex nelk!
by Nelksendit69 September 4, 2021
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