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a strange alien creature residing from a distant planet named Melichan. Saywells often travel from their home-world during a pilgrimage to the planet Earth, and will live in the forest until they see a vision from the god, Irtek. Saywells have a simple diet-they eat things. According to the Melichinian religion, a Saywell cannot deny food when offered, unless said food is tainted. Saywells are attracted to shiny objects, and can be distracted easily. When in the presence of a Saywell, extreme caution should be used, they almost always act in an unorthodox fashion, and may have variably unpredictable actions.
person 1. "Holy Crapnugget, what is that thing behind you?!?"

person 2. "it's just a Saywell, ignore it, it'll go away."

person 1. "but it's screeching at us..."

person 2. "eh..."

person 1. "the game."
Saywell by CopperEagle February 5, 2010
N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007
A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.


He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
Samwell by BexCa March 8, 2009
a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.
Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.
Samwell by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020
- A slang term meaning 'Chosen One'

- Can also mean 'Female Magnet, and To have a blowjob with braces.'
- OMG!! He is the Saysell. Bow down and praise him

- That guy is such a Saysell
Mate, last night this girl gave me a Saysell
Saysell by saysell October 16, 2008
Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.
Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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