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a strange alien creature residing from a distant planet named Melichan. Saywells often travel from their home-world during a pilgrimage to the planet Earth, and will live in the forest until they see a vision from the god, Irtek. Saywells have a simple diet-they eat things. According to the Melichinian religion, a Saywell cannot deny food when offered, unless said food is tainted. Saywells are attracted to shiny objects, and can be distracted easily. When in the presence of a Saywell, extreme caution should be used, they almost always act in an unorthodox fashion, and may have variably unpredictable actions.
person 1. "Holy Crapnugget, what is that thing behind you?!?"

person 2. "it's just a Saywell, ignore it, it'll go away."

person 1. "but it's screeching at us..."

person 2. "eh..."

person 1. "the game."
Saywell by CopperEagle February 5, 2010
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N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007
A freaky gay black dude known for his song What What (In the Butt) about having oral sex in the butt...nice.


He also has creepy dance moves and smooth skin for a guy.

I said What What.. okay...
Me: Holy Sweet Jesus Samwell is totally gonna butt rape me in my sleep. Oshit.
Samwell by BexCa March 8, 2009
a strange person who thinks mayonnaise is spicy. his main hobby is baking bread, but only in loaf shape. he dresses in neon often. he loves all things traffic cones. he refers to York peppermint patties as “yonks”. he tends to shake uncontrollably when doing anything that involves physical exertion.
Samwell swears someone put pepper flakes in his mayonnaise.
Samwell by ghandi einstein April 17, 2020
- A slang term meaning 'Chosen One'

- Can also mean 'Female Magnet, and To have a blowjob with braces.'
- OMG!! He is the Saysell. Bow down and praise him

- That guy is such a Saysell
Mate, last night this girl gave me a Saysell
Saysell by saysell October 16, 2008
Samwell also known as Sam. He loves playing with his cock under the desk at work. He is a great guy and would be great boyfriend material.
Samwell is a great guy who loves his cock