samuel l jackson

A God among mere mortals, Samuel L Jackson is pissed off all the time and is constantly kicking ass. He does not talk. He only yells. He is the defender of all things awesome. Samuel L Jackson particularly enjoys killing Snakes, usually on Planes. No one crosses Samuel L Jackson and lives to tell about it. He is partners with Chuck Norris.

Samuel L Jackson: (yelling) Enough is Enough! I want these mother fuckin' snakes off my mother fuckin' plane! Everybody hold on. I'm gonna open the fuckin' window.

by woots September 04, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

He's the guy that plays every black person in every movie ever.

"Hey man who's that guy that plays that black guy in that movie?"
"Probably Samuel L. Jackson"
"What about that other movie where the dude died and the guys did the stuff?"
"Samuel L. Jackson again man."

by Unwoven Sleeve June 07, 2016

Samuel L. Jackson

1)Hardest working actor in Hollywood. The one nigga in H-wood you don't wanna f**k with!

2)A beer that'll "get ya drunk!!!"

1) See "Pulp Fiction," "Jackie Brown" and "Shaft," to see why he's is a bad mutha!

2)"UMM-UMM, bitch!"

by B-Money July 25, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

the black equivalent to Chuck Norris.

Samuel L. Jackson is that of Chuck Norris... except blacker.

by themanwithahat May 19, 2009

samuel l jackson

Have you not noticed that he is in every movie?

person 1: whos in that movie?
person 2: i dont know, but i bet samuel l jackson is.

by al kickyourass April 01, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

Since appearing in pulp fiction in 1994, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in 46 movies, thats one every 90 days, thats impressive!!!!

You bad mouth Samuel L. Jackson and him and me will kick your ass!!!

by PAGIS!!! May 09, 2006

Samuel L. Jackson

Very good, very angry actor, who sports either a jheri curl hair-do, or a bald head.

Yes, I believe they should die, and I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!

by bigtones August 23, 2004