Samazing

An adjective used to describe a person named Sam who is an all around awesome person and great to be around. He/she makes everyone else around totally jealous, but its ok because they have so much more fun when Sam's there. Generally the life of any party and usually very attractive.

Tim: Dude! Have you met that new girl Sam? She's freakin awesome!

Jack: Yeah, man, she's pretty samazing.

Jessica: Who does that Sam girl think she is? She's always smiling and having so much fun! I can't stand her!
Amanda: Don't hate because she's so much cooler than you. You're just jealous because you'll never be samazing like her.

by Shabooboo.dude March 7, 2010

sausaging

When a husky (large, or huge) woman opts to wear clothing a size or two (and often 3) too small for them and thus, creating the effect of multiple rolls of fat (like sausage). This could also be described as multiple muffin-tops or jelly-rolls.

* That woman is sure sausaging out of her clothes!
* IN THE ER: Dr! Dr!... hurry... this sausaging woman needs to have her circulation re-stored!!!! code blue!!!!!* I sure like to savor my woman's sausaging curves! yum!
* Where is that saussaging ho!!???

by Carest Lidvau December 9, 2008

sampling spree

When you go into a store just to eat all of the free samples. It is similar to a shopping spree, except that you're looking for free samples instead of things to buy. This is mainly used as an easy way to get free food and annoy the hell out of the store at the same time.

John: Man, I'm SO BORED.

Jake: Dude, let's go on a sampling spree at Terribly Named Mart and see how long it takes for the employees to get mad at us.

John: Alright bro! Let's do it!

by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

rampaging water buffaloes

A phrase used to replace profanity.
A phrase used to describe an out of control situation.
A phrase used to describe the aftermath of an out-of-control situation.

What in the rampaging water buffaloes happened in this house while I was gone?

by Soskie November 19, 2019

Rampaging Ross

The action of fucking someone so hard, they cum out of their nose

Oh yeah daddy, Rampaging Ross me !!!

by DaddyRoss April 18, 2020

Exit Sampling

The practice of handing a freebie to a consumer or patron as they leave a shopping or entertainment facility.

Exit Sampling reaches an all time high as product companies vie for brand loyalty.

by The Duchess of Demos March 13, 2009

Redneck Sampling

Opening such things as air freshners, lotions, nail polishes, or concealers, while in the store, to see if they smell good or the colors look good on you.

Well, I wasn't sure if the color was a good one for me, so I opened the bottle and painted a nail. I was redneck sampling it.

by Ms. ShawShaw March 1, 2011