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Brock Samson

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.
Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.
by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009
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Brock samson

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence
Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!
by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005
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Samsonite

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success
Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!
by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019
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samonberry

20th century artist, based largely on the west-coast of America. Considered a 'pop' or 'psychedelic' artist, also one of the founders of the art-car movement.
some examples at www.samonberry.com
"yo, that bus is almost as cool as Samonberry's!"
~or~
"thats totally Samonberry style"
by jillian simian September 28, 2006
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Samin

Samin is a Arabic name but it is also used in Persion.
Samin means very valuable, exquisite, precious and expensive and actually it is a adjective.
It can be a name of male or female in Persion and a male name in Arabic.
-Where are you Samin?
+I'm in my way now.

I should buy a samin(exquisite) gift for my best friend's birthday.
by Maahaan August 16, 2018
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Saione Mob

Saione Mob is the group that rules Saione and basically the whole city. They famous for the dopest brand ever created and for their dinner at “Parco The Restaurant” (well-knows for their thick pizzas and other shitty food).
Oh no! Saione Mob are destroying my club!!! They are so cool tho!

That hoodie is bussin’ for sure it’s a Mob Product!
by Saione On God December 11, 2022
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Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021
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