hood safari

An expedition for white people who will swim with sharks, climb Mt. Everest ,explore active volcanoes...but are too afraid to go to the hood for a good barbecue

"Man these white folks could use a hood safari! Way too many of them pretending to be scared of brothas out here!"

by StevieDiamond March 18, 2017

Safari Man

A Japanese character appearing in the Filthy Frank Show, which appears to be Filthy Frank's only human friend living inside his apartment. He speaks very fluent Japanese but with innaccurate English subtitles appearing on screen. Filthy Frank sometimes calls him an asshole

For example in "WEEABOOS" :
Safari Man : (speaks in Japanese)
Translation : I love pussy
English Subtitles: We have to run

by i hate sjws June 4, 2017

new zealand safari

When a man or women kills an animal while hunting, then proceeds to engage in sexual acts with the corpse.

Jack took the gazelle down with one shot then a had a great new zealand safari

by BChewalski March 8, 2010

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.

"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."

by say it as it is January 9, 2015

living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011

Ghetto Safari

Ghetto safari, is the act of touring the "Ghetto" for sole purpose of entertainment.

They were intrigued by the dances of the native crackheads, while traveling on their ghetto safari.

by kief thief May 25, 2009

salfatta

When a man wears ladies clam digger shorts.

That dude is going salfatta with those shorts.

by Pat Reddington April 14, 2005