Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

salesmonkey

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.

'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

arabian sandmonkey

you put wax on the guys dick, put it in sand and put it into the arabian chick

Can u not shove your arabian sandmonkey so far up my second nostral.

by i love sand monkeys up my ass March 29, 2009

Salamonky

He who comes from salamonkeylandia island.

Have you seen our new neighbor their salamonky.

by Savagegosedeep September 9, 2019

Sandmonkey

Oohooiooohoohohoohhohohoho

Person 1:Oohojohoohoh
Sandmonkey:oohojohohoohohihohohohohohohohohohoohohoh
Person one: *visible fear

by OoferBoy1876 December 10, 2019