Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

Sameem by NotoriousG July 11, 2020

sameem

a mad hot cutie who religiously follows cool blogs, has an amazingly versatile voice, and makes awesome indie music.

I was stalking that guy the other day and after reading the gizmodo articles he posted and listening to saviour on his myspace, I couldn't help thinking out loud 'damn he's such a sameem'!

sameem by ugh203 February 7, 2010

saheem

Cute and kind guy who knows how to take care of a girl. Hes adorable and very huggable and kissable. Theres no one better than him every guy cant compare to saheem because hes just so amazing and cute <3 hes like a rare pokemon card if you get him youre special because every bitch wants saheem. But only that certain person has him. Hes also very obsessed with you when youre in a relationship and he will not let go. The most loveable person ever

Hoe 1: omg saheem is so hot
Hoe 2: for real!!! I wanna date him.

But hoes cant date saheem cuz hes too amazing.

saheem by Cevapisuckmhdick7171 December 13, 2021

Shameemism 

Only booking medicine doctors with National Locums.

Top medicine king!!!!

You just did a great Shameemism (booked a medicine doctor)

Shameemism by Shameemism June 24, 2022

Shameem 

describes any attractive female, in particular, one with a exceptionally fit, makes you say PHWOAAAR type of body.

"God this place is full of dogs, won't find a shameem in here, let's fucking go before i end up with me beer goggles on"

Shameem by Mr Capital Hill August 23, 2011

Shameema 

Shameema is a beautiful girl with a smile that brightens the day of anyone who comes across it. Behind her beauty, she's a strong warrior and can face anything that comes her way. Her humor is off charts and can have you rolling on the floor laughing at times! She is a caring friend and a woman of great character. If you find a Shameema, hold onto her. She's a valuable asset to this universe ❤️.

If you see Shameema, let her know I miss her!

Shameema by shewhoshallnotbenamed1234 November 22, 2021

schmeem 

A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.

That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.

schmeem by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007